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grossest/weirdest food concoctions you’ve made?

Discussion in 'Anorexia' started by duskedfur, Jan 17, 2019.

  1. this thread was inspired by the fact that today, i attempted to create a “protein pudding” to make my usual protein shake more interesting. instead of mixing my 2 scoops with 8 oz cold water like a normal person, i mixed my 2 scoops with 4 oz of scalding hot water. i mixed it together and it was just kind of like vanilla whey soup so i microwaved it for 30 seconds and what i got was... interesting. it was somehow fluffy, chunky, and gritty all at the same time and had NO flavor. i added a bit of cinnamon to make it palatable, didn’t help much. i ate it all anyway because i plan my food like 2 days in advance and i had my heart set on having protein powder for lunch but 0/10 would not do again. pls tell me someone else has done equally weird shit to their food lol


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  2. i used to eat pickles with mustard + celery witg mustard. both gross

    but my worst offender was trying to make pizza with a saltine, tomato sauce, abd a lil cheese. the cheese was spoiled but i ate it any way

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  3. I have added ginger ale or tonic water to my protein shakes. Fluffy, chunky, gritty? Check. I add cinnamon too!
     
  4. No lie, the boys made these every damn day in junior high Home Economics!
     
  5. ...


    salsa and cherry vodka
     
  6. ...together!?
     
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  7. yes
     
  8. Okay you're amazing. But your concoction sounds terrible. XD
     
  9. One time I tried to make my oatmeal with black coffee instead of water and it was absolutely awful.
    Another time I tried to make that spicy peanut sauce you see on pasta dishes in Thai food. I didn't have a recipe, so I mixed sriracha and melted peanut butter and put that on top of shiritaki noodles. 0/10 would not recommend.
     
  10. Not exactly a concoction but I used to occasionally eat lemonade like soup. I would literally pour in into a bowl and eat it with a spoon idk why it just seemed so awesome. (I was like 10 probably)
     
  11. once I tried to make a sauce out of pb2 and barbecue sauce

    Spoilers it's not edible
     
  12. I only remember my vegan banana chocolate cake which ended as an absolute disaster. I’m sure it was just me not following the recipe correctly, but that shit was nothing but catastrophic.

    How? But more importantly, why? I have so many questions.
     
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  13. Omg. I used to make a “concoction” of frozen strawberries with sugar free vanilla whey protein powder and boil it. Why.
     
  14. I literally used to eat chocolate milk like soup. As a “meal”. Lol
     
  15. I used to mix wheat bran (the plain kind you use to make bran muffins) with hot water. It doesn't soften at all, so it feels like eating glitter, and tastes like paper.

    During the same period, I also made "cocoa" out of 1-2 tablespoons of baking cocoa in hot water. No milk, no sweetener. It tasted so good to me at the time!

    Also, eating whole coffee beans from the bag as a snack. Will cause stomach pain.

    There are these brownie fails made of egg whites, canned pumpkin, and cocoa I found on a diet desserts website. My son made the mistake of asking me for a piece, and they were so bad, he cried. Then i had to make real brownies so he wouldn't think I was playing a cruel trick on him.

    And this one isn't exactly a food, but I eat a lot of egg whites, and I felt bad about throwing away the yolks. I read on some website that you can use egg yolk as a hair conditioner. Nope
    Nope
    Nope
    Use your imagination.
     
  16. Mustard as a replacement for ranch.
    Eating it with salads, veggies ect.
     
  17. I actually found these appetizing lol

    Been there, I was so disappointed because it seemed like such a perfect idea.

    I tried once to make protein shakes with tofu, awful (but I might have made them wrongly). Spoiled bean sprouts with mustard and garlic, tried this one kind of wishing to get sick later, but it was a no no
     
  18. I tried to make pumpkin mousse with tofu once and it was also not great. It wasn't awful, but it just.. had no taste. I ate it anyways but yeah.. the oatmeal with coffee thing seems like such a good idea! Like a nice latte oatmeal thing, but it just tastes like lumpy coffee lol
     
  19. When I am super bored I invent odd drink combinations. I don't actually try them though. How about Fresca and Jagermeister? Dr Pepper and gin etc. Sometimes I gross myself out!
     
  20. I mix canned pumpkin and pumpkin pie spices with non-dairy yogurt. It is actually quite good!
     
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